More GOP Presidential Bye-ku

Here is another installment of bye-ku for (former) Republican presidential hopefuls from WSJ online's James Taranto:

Jon Huntsman (16 January 2012)
Call me crazy, but
I think insulting voters
Will warm them to me

Rick Perry (20 January 2012)
Trounced in Iowa
New Hampshire and--the third one
I can't. Sorry. Oops