And Then There Were Four (okay . . . five)

After a prolonged hiatus (mine, not his), I’m finally posting the most recent couple of bye-kus from James Taranto’s “Best of the Web Today.”

Mike Gravel:

Pentagon Papers
He served against Vietnam
Much like John Kerry

Mike Huckabee:

In Hope, Arkansas
Was born a smooth governor
Whoever he is

Of course, the four remaining major party candidates are Democrats Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and Republicans John McCain and Ron Paul (not to mention newly-minted Libertarian Bob Barr).

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